At least that phone isn’t in portrait mode...

I wonder if she emailed the Office of Institutional Equity or just marched right down there.

I can’t stop staring at that f’ing fireplace.

I love this comment. I also love Trevor Bauer. That’s what makes America great.

Vick likely punched a female student and kicked her in the face back in December 2015 and January 2016.

The only downside to the Packers O-Line story is now she doesn’t talk to her parents anymore.

I wonder what Larry Miller’s other widows think about this?

They seem super cross with each other.

Stakes are high if charges get pressed—-especially if the guy’s claim of being handicapped is true.

Shame it had to end that way. Charlotte came from behind.

So once or twice a week then?

Does Will Leitch ever show up unannounced and bore everyone with stories about how they did it “back in his day”?

I’d say that Mountaineer fan was unhinged but then again no one got hit with a shoe.  

• “CARVED DOWN PIECE OF DOMINO INCISED PENIS INSERTED DOMINO PIECE INTO PENIS NOW WANTS IT REMOVED”

Pasty. And pasty.

Leonard is just mad that Boogie keeps calling him Miles.

I was sure that Williams-Sonoma would’ve given you some gilded, tartan plaid 12 foot Agrarian Kentucky Fir hybrid with pre-lit peppermint bark ornaments and a $900 copper tree stand just to get you to stop taking about their catalog.

Maybe a clever Land Shark.

Does this mean we all have to go back to doing our jobs?

That’s not what Coach Haskns meant when he said “Joeviair, take a charge!”