I want that laundry-folding dog more than I've wanted anything in a long time.

"Don't test me, club."

Read my post, my man—”in many cases” IV is necessary and with vanco, his example, oral doses aren’t effective. The only vanco oral use you usually see is for C-diff diarrhea.

MRSA is antibiotic resistant—to beta-lactam drugs. That’s what the M and the R stand for. MRSA infections are more difficult to treat for the reason you stated; you need an IV antibiotic in many cases to treat them effectively whereas many other infections of the skin and skin structure can be treated orally. Before…

2:15 splits for the test means you fail, though. Look at the average finish in a local 5K for 34-39 men—if you've been an FBI agent for 12-15 years and you were never a runner... better start training. I don't know how old you are or your fitness level but I'm 47 and started running again 3-4 years ago after a 15…

I fall firmly in the non-believer camp but my two teenage sons were baptized Eastern Orthodox—my ex-wife is Greek—and the best thing about the different dates is getting all their Easter stuff on clearance when it hit a week or two later. That, my friends, is a gift from God.

Why would a woman want to be an NFL official anyway—doesn’t she know that vertical stripes are not flattering?

If the kids ate more than one bite of one cookie then that’s probably not the last poor choice they’ll make.

I'm just sad that "The Pillsbury Throwboy" nickname is already taken.

+A1C

He's lucky his frame wasn't bhent in the crash.

+1. Wow, so good.

After reading these fawning comments under this fawning post I thought maybe I was wrong about the Kroll Show so I watched a few of the clips. Nope—still a horribly unfunny steaming pile. I'm in disbelief that anyone thinks this is even mildly amusing. It's not. God Damn—it's just not.

Looks like Raggedy Ann made some poor choices after the top of the toy box days were over.

Really surprised that went in—he usually sucks.

Not the first time a Makita was in the crease in Chicago.

Some good advice here and I'll add some of my own—both my parents died in the last year and it sucked but they did a couple things ahead of time that helped me out tremendously.

I bet that's super funny every time though.

OK—if you could piss out of a finger would it be bilateral? If so, index finger would be the natural choice because pissguns.

If you don't like wiffle balls then your parents probably didn't let you go outside much as a child. And they hated you. And made you play the accordion.