No Murray State so fuck the NCAA. I hope the power goes out during the title game—right before the earthquake.

Many war crimes did feature shooting guards.

The only thing we can be certain Patrick Reed has stolen is that choker necklace from the 90's.

I've watched this seven times and I don't see the point of it.

Razorback Track and Field program gets big lift after recent shoplifting arrests

Apparently if you lose the Super Bowl you get to hang out in the lobby at Medieval Times.

Doug Gottlieb could play himself—he'd steal every scene he's in.

Reggie Evans: (counting)You think he gets another capital letter for his birthday—or just another lower case?

Kyle Kraska has since declined to interview Desmond Mason.

I don't think Kobe would be interested in this—the last time he went "in the back with no cameras, no nothing" he ended up in court.

Contestant: Basketball for $300, Alex

+1 race

Looks like I have a new ringtone.

Not surprising that there was a lack of PC behavior in this game.

Tom Wolfe looks like shit.

Better than the usual Cialis ads.

You sure it's just the one Bengal that's got to go?

"Wow, that looked like it was in 3D!"—Shaq

You mean we could've just hired a Cleaner?

No surprise—there's usually multiple tools at NFL games.