That can be explained by her trying to win the Apple Pucker Cup earlier in the evening.

He should make a citizen's arrest on himself for wearing that hat.

Holy shit—that was great.

That's never stopped me from drinking in my living room.

"What happened to that boy?"

The changing of the control schedule has nothing to do with it. Hydrocodone is and always was a controlled substance—the change has more to do with prescriptions written to pharmacies and the manner in which they're transcribed and submitted along with the number of refills allowed, etc.

He's hoping to add a hook shot to his game next season if Blue Cross will get off their ass and do the prior approval already.

I would buy a ticket to see a grey giraffe and other different colored animals. Like a bright red eagle. Or a green bear. I would watch a bright green bear for hours.

Great—now we have to listen to this guy chirp about his car for the rest of the match.

I shave in the shower with Shave Secret—it's quicker, easier and way less messy than in the sink and gives me a nice close shave. Love it—available at Wal-Mart or Amazon.

I shave in the shower with Shave Secret—it's quicker, easier and way less messy than in the sink and gives me a nice…

Holy Mackerel

If he managed to slide this contract through, Steinbrecher's rumored deal with McDonalds to rename the conference should be no problem.

My guess is the wrong type of fleece in his base layer.

If I didn't know better I'd say that they're standing by that shitty lamp and the gas fireplace with decorative logs in my Uncle Carl's basement.

On the broadcast, right after the above clip ends, he said "go fucking hang yourself".

Announcer—"We're here with Oyster Bed—hey, man, how's it going? I hear you've been working with Presto Flo."

"I mean, this is a battle—these ISIS guys are not our friends. They're the enemy. " said Krzyzewski. "When we go to North Carolina for a game we don't exchange pleasantries with those guys. We're not friendly to each other. Even now, Dean Smith acts like he doesn't know my name."

There's a lot of simbalism in that photo.

What the F! Stop!

On the plus side, Arciniaga's time beat the Olympic AB+ qualifying mark.