+1.

Really, though if you're contemplating drinking half price Stella drafts just because it's on deal you'd probably be better off just buying Coors Light king cans 2/$3.00 at Circle K and drinking them in your car as you think about the ways you've failed yourself in life. I do that on Thursdays.

+1—we're on the same paige concerning the magic satchel.

The System wouldn't work with any current NBA team because they have too few shooters and too many egos but it's a intriguing idea to play fantasy GM and construct a roster on the cheap with dudes who will get out and run, can shoot the triple and don't give much of a shit how many points they have. Its a kick in the…

As a clinical pharmacist, I agree with the physician. And with Albert. Gluten free diets are, for the most part, clown shoes for the general population. Most people's diets are shit but it has nothing to do with gluten.

Fired? Wow, that's kinda second cut.

Use of mulch is a five cubic yard penalty.

The hospital I work at has decent food—they try hard anyway—but they have Mac and cheese as an entree. It doesn't have anything in it—beef or even fake crab meat trying to be imposter lobster; just the pasta and cheese. This is not an f'ing entree. What am I supposed to get for a side? More Mac and cheese or…

I saw this first on Spindead.

Being Oakland, I'm not sure we can pin this on the local yokels.

No wrongdoing here—Simmons approached Seton Hall; no attempt was made to Pirate her.

You'd think if there was one thing Phelps could do it would be stay in his lane.

Urbana, Illinois would like to have a word with you.

Sounds like the former to me—or maybe a dumb ass trying to say Zulu.

I guess Kimetto never hit the Wall.

I guess Kimetto never hit the Wall.

Come on, man—that Guilder joke was money.

That many years in the minors teaches you some valuable life lessons. You probably learn the value of money and how to budget your cash. For example, Guilder Rodriguez always insists that he and his dates go Dutch.

She's a professional singer who kept her last name. Women have been known to do that for the last 100 years or so...

Huh—I would've guessed pancake house would've been involved in Luntz's version of language perfection.