That's the problem with cheerleaders—always playing grab ass.

That's an unusual thing to say.

I'm guessing Jonathan Dwyer's autocorrect fell down the stairs a little after 7am on the 9th.

He doesn't know how to behave in Publix places.

Ever since the accident I've been Poulan everything.

Haven't the Patriots had enough people indicted?

Apparently this young lady is not a big fan of the 'Pokes.

Photographer: "All right James, for this shot we'd for you to drop down in a defensive stance."

After the cops came and corralled everybody, everything was OK.

The students need to relax—showering praise is what got them sanctioned in the first place.

When it comes to beats, Quincy Jones is your man.

Arizona Cardinals starting QB to a HS offensive coordinator in only three seasons—-that's good hustle but he still has room for improvement.

If you say so.

I started running because I couldn't punt a football.

You usually get taken out of the game after a couple of a Gopher balls.

Something's wrong with the clip—it kind of fades out.

I would've bet that an anti-Semitic joke on a Chargers broadcast would've had "Jewish Lightning" as part of the punch line.

I didn't know you could just go rent a plane for four hours. Peace to them, man.

Missouri—The What Did You Just Show Me State

He moves like an Angel.