Jorts Night will make up for a lot of the shortcomings, though.

Say what you want to about Sears and their financial woes—the Portrait Studio is churning out masterpiece after masterpiece.

Let's remember that he was crazy—obviously Miracle Whip is the choice of condiment.

I see a long, fruitful career at Bleacher Report in his future.

Every Superhero has his weakness.

Seems like everything's going swimmingly with her recovery.

Pizza Monday is the first Monday of the month—they bring 12-15 shitty Papa Johns in about 5pm at the Planet in Champaign. I think Bagel Tuesday is the second Tuesday of the month but I never go in the AM. I thought it was a little odd but whatever—I never eat any pizza there but the only offensive thing about it…

Doing this in a public place is bad enough but bow hunting out of season compounds his problems...

"Just out here trying to work hard. You know what they say—Arbeit Macht Frei."

You come at the King, you best not miss.

Hey, come on in—Mecosta; Youcosta.

I believe Bo-Taoshi roughly translates as lacerated spleen.

The W Scottsdale is rethinking 144 ounce beer Tuesday.

Scotch and falling down in the street kind of go together.

"Big deal"

You wouldn't let anyone who wasn't Wilfred Brimley appear on TV dressed as Wilfred Brimley.

I'll Have Another was sold for 10 million dollars to a Japanese stud operation. He's standing for about $35000.

God damnit. I did too.

Caster was probably on PEDs in 2008—could have been an oral or injectable but my guess is an oil.

With everybody jostling around it would've been easy for Hunter to get poked in the i.