You won't find Incognito here—no knob in the picture.

Why punish the 11 year old? I mean, how can that be a supervisor's fault?

You did it again...

This would make an excellent 30for30.
—Roman Polanski

He's probably the youngest Cardinal with porn on his computer.

Police Officer: OK—let's get a statement. Did he throw a slice of pizza at you?

That's nothing.

That sucks—maybe if he gets that Sprite deal he's been groomed for it'll help ease the pain.

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Figures Balfour would have a nice WHIP.

She obviously knows how to push his buttons.

Compared to a lot of other Japanese fliers I'd say that was a pretty safe landing...

Photoshop—they don't use real headlights in NASCAR.

Players aren't tough anymore. That kid's probably been pampered her whole life.

Leave Darren Sproles alone.

This coach is way off base—this won't work. The Mobius Strip has the mathematical property of being non-orientable.

"Hey, Sochi is close to Georgia and it's almost April!!!!" I can't wait to meet Hootie Johnson!

That bear is just wrong. I mean, for Christ's sake—white shoes after Labor Day?

I have never heard of putting mustard on a grilled cheese. That literally makes no sense to me. I'm confused and I'm going to lie down.

Yeah, Farley's that big tub in the picture.