Nothing like a little Valentine's Day rhubarb.

I know but BZ1 receptors didn't work as well...

This is all a misunderstanding—Sharper said he had some benzos for them and they thought he meant a Mercedes. Honest mistake.

There was also a Fine Book at Syracuse—but without all the pussy.

Inspectah Deck?

The absence of Charleston Chew can be explain by felons not having the right to vote.

That's a bunch of injuries Randy Moss listed. Straight M*A*S*H, homie.

I would've guessed a Philadelphia jersey in this instance.

This is an instance where I'd rather have Pac-Man's jacket.

I don't think DMX would be in on a fixed fight. If it is crooked the promotors probably pulled the Wu over his eyes.

The last Pacers guard to wear that jersey also had a habit of taking dangerous shots.

So the grist of this is jokes about bread? I don't baguette it...

Not the first fighter to be dropped by a flurry of body shots.

+1

By "balloon animal maker" you mean pedophile, right?

+1

Competitive golf is played mainly on a two and a half foot course...the space between your ears.

Reilly was dispatched quicker than anyone since Samuel Morse ended the Pony Express.

I divorced my wife (who is Greek) primarily because we couldn't stand each other. But I like tzatziki.

If a bunch of scabs Buc the system and cross picket lines we've got another MRSA outbreak on our hands.