I mean look—they're barely la guarding him.

The effort on defense was a bit lax.

But band substances are still irie, right?

It's been very popular with the girls in Mrs. Darymple's 6th period World Cultures class.

+1

Flashin' the Pleather

Charity games like that are hard to watch—competition is all watered down.

My Steve Taneyhill mullet fillets had a hair in them.
2 Stars

King Michael I has to shoulder much of the blame for this—his favorite game with little Irina was to bounce her on his knee and tell her to "hold my cock and pullet".

An unpardonable sin. Unless you're getting +1/2 goal on the road at +165 and then it's like free money.

I believe the comment that set the brawl off was "Twins? Yeah, my ass and your face".

In fairness, he's not still in possession of all the ammunition.

I think a centaur would be a tough out.

I never had these as a kid until my dad lost his job. Then green was the best. Then he got rehired and we weren't poor anymore and we got sodas again.

Lance Bass and Amar'e both got some work done on their knees.

Man, if she just would've won on the Bachelor—they always end up living happily ever after.

Shameful—wins a major and already resting on his laurels.

Before she made the box disappear she passed her giant hoop earring over it so we could see there were no wires. Magic!

Pretty easy diagnosis—since he retired he's been hypokalemic.

The Warriors just want to get back to Coney Island...