Big deal—let's see him do it with those feet he's sooooo proud of.

The Dalls Cowboy-mobile will probably need some body work. Aand maybe a deep cleaning.

Yesterday Malone participated in "take your illegitimate kid fishing day" so that's pretty much all that was left.

+1

I cook mine in the oven—wrapped in foil with some dry rub—on 200 for 2 1/2 hours then finish them on the grill with some sauce. I don't have the time or the inclination to spend 8 fucking hours cooking ribs in the backyard on a smoker—Christ, I have a job and a family and TV to watch. They're delicious.

The ex-pilot, Willie B. Hardigan, has expressed remorse for the miscommunication. He issued a short statement via email that read: "Baba-Booey, Howard Stern's penis, Horse-tooth Jackass"

He smoked that Turkey.

I think the Baseball Furies are still pissed about that ass kicking they got from the Warriors.

No biggie—Gerrit Cole a couple days ago—just his turn in the rotation. Which, incidently, looks to be counter-clockwise.

I guess I can see the correlation—DWade blocks about one shot a night, too.

My commitment to bowling fashion as casual and work attire is reaffirmed this morning.

I believe the Department of Labor has a stripper exemption—probably not much of an issue after all.

Is this the property in question for Mike Leake?

No, it's much stronger especially when given IV but you're right about the BS—no more a performance enhancer than anything else like aspirin, ibuprofen or acetaminophen that makes you feel better temporarily so you can play. Legal drug that's used every day—nothing else—but also completely irresponsible and dangerous…

Which Rockstar drink tastes like salty tears of failure?

Until now the only bad English to come out of London was Bad English.

Just to be clear, you just trolled an 11-year-old boy...from a burner account...on a Saturday.Today 2:41pm

That was Australian Rules Football—completely different.

Why don't fajitas come assembled? Tacos, burritos, nachos—hell, everything else in the pantheon of Mexican cuisine comes ready to eat. What's that all about?

More bad news for Riley—The NFL Network has put plans for the "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper" reboot on hold.