The fact that Atlanta still has an Indian mascot is Ludacris.

Actually the fans at home north of the stadium yell "S"—which, considering the source, makes perfect sense...

Probably

Hey, Terrence is an NBA player in Portland—he was just keeping up with the Joneses.

His brother Fungo's success in the Show didn't help matters.

Even though he didn't win much on the big stage, Dick Trickle was no amateur—he drove a Proscar.

The timeshares at Jonestown look beautiful.

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A less seasoned player than Lawrie doesn't make that throw.

Unlike the White Sox, his brother Jeremy wouldn't get off the grass.

So Schlereth, then...

Give him a break—it's hard being MJ's kid.

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"This is the best birthday present I've ever had. I had almost reached the point where I thought this situation would never end. When I got the call, I broke down and cried for about 30 minutes. I had that much emotion stored up and it felt good to get it out. I'm ready now to show what I can do."

Not sure he would've had much of an ImPACT if he stayed in the league anyway.

In retrospect, maybe asking Dave Dravecky to give us a hand wasn't the best idea. He was like, all thumb.

I'm sure his wings aren't very meaty either.

Driver of the Lexus clearly not at fault—90 degree rule and cart path only followed to the letter.