Every free throw behind the line...

No way Allen Iverson plays a game where you might only get one shot.

"Buy me some penis and Cracker Jack"...

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Because he can. I would absolutely tap Kim Mulkey's ass if given the opportunity. I would also take her off the dribble. I'm unsure as to what excites me more. Probably the ass.

Chicago Simeon HS—led by Duke recruit, SI coverboy, and McD's AA Jabari Parker along with the Illinois bound guard tandem of Jaylon Tate and Kendrick Nunn—won their fourth consecutive class 4A (big school) title in Peoria. This championship tied Peoria Manual's run of four straight in the early 1990's.

Indeed

There's a two year old girl in my hometown named Relentless. So Mabel will be fine, I think.

I believe it's a 13 to 5 ratio of assorted profanities to fucks. This isn't an ironclad rule, though—there's always some some fucking wiggle room.

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Delmon's weakness is food that shticks to his ribs. And stomach. And ass.

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I wish to engage Coach Ron Rains in a public shouting match.

They're both well spoken—very articulate.

The Eh-it's-OK-but-there-are better-stadiums American Ball Park finally gets it's due.

SOAP—seemingly obvious artificial persona

Curiously, all the males suspects claimed their nickname was Zorro.

If Rose doesn't have a body on Oleynik in that spot he's not doing his job. And I think Oleynik was in the process of releasing toward Butler's basket and had a miscommunication with Stockton. No foul.

I don't want to sound like the old "get off my lawn, you kids" guy but who the hell has time to listen to a podcast? I just don't have that many disposable hours in the week that I'd burn one listening to Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal. I mean, I read his column and peruse Grantland often but the podcast is asking too…