Other things Manti Te'o isn't fully convinced of: that syrup is a real thing, that the Aleutians are an archipelago, and that he might be one of the most gullible Hawaiians in recorded history if this is true.

Aside from the many girls in the Niagra Falls area, who else has Mantei not banged?

NFL GM: Wow, Manti what a cruel hoax. The Internets can be a crazy place. So do you have a girlfriend now?

Melo might need to update the Stop Snitchin series

Good Lord—I don't think you need further proof that if your name is Parfait you're either going to be really good at fistfights or you'll get kicked in the head in Laramie, WY. One or the other.

College and pro team physician is often a vanity job for these doctors—it certainly doesn't pay the bills. They've all got independent practices M-F, any specific injury is farmed to a specialist, they're more or less a gatekeeper on gameday. I'd say that the vast majority of team physicians have the best interest…

Because its not as much about the getting of the concussion as it is the treating of the concussion; diagnosing, treating symptoms, allowing an appropriate amount of time for complete healing before a return to competition.

I don't know, but Todd Palin hates Chinese take out for reasons he can't really explain....

You bring a very salient point to the table. If she's 23, then I'm a jet pilot.

What's wrong with the picture? Other than the fact that a guy who made over 115 million dollars in his career bought his kids a 175 dollar jank basketball goal....nothing.

Actually, one of the few jobs that name qualifies you for is university administrator so I guess it kind of worked out for him.

I wonder this every time the cafeteria at the hospital I work at serves cream of mushroom soup—it doesn't seem like it should be a stand alone soup. Sort of like Mac n Cheese isn't supposed to be an entree but...

Robitussin AC is a Schedule V narcotic—you used to be able to sign for a small quantity of it but not anymore. Purple Drank though—if you're doing it right— is made with Phenergan AC which has promethazine and codeine in it and will definitely fuck you up. Kids have been drinking Robitussin DM but the DM doesn't…

The decision to play tackle football at 8 years old should in no way involve the child. Looking out for your child's welfare is your job—putting a helmet on him and letting him repeatedly ram in it to anything is not doing that job.

I, for one, appreciate that.

Yeah, Joe just sat there drinking his coffee.

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Grammar like that gets you an asst. professsorship at the least at UK. If you like to dip and have some ugly blue and white gear, well—you've got tenure!

I grew up in Southern Illinois—I don't know anyone who went to camp. There were some church camps and whatnot that some people went to but none like the majority of these posts describe. Most of them sound fucking horrible.

Olympic Village bingo has been dominated by the Americans...