That "What Happens in Reno Gets Smeared All Over the Nevada Judicial System" slogan leaves something to be desired.

Cut JaVale McGee some slack—it's got to be tough having the 2nd or 3rd best playing career in your immediate family.

Those concussion studies of ex-athletes are doing great work. Franco Harris should donate his brain to science. Tomorrow.

Crops need dustin' in Louisiana, too.

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For $14.98, the Starbury 1 model comes with your choice of either soles or ankle support...

Heath Ledger wants to know if this is serious

The whole "Hooker Killer Amnesty Day" platform hasn't gotten a lot of traction so far.

Or, with the history of lawbreaking of the Bengals, it may end up extending the sentence in question.

Open to be traded to Clippers...Check

What are the odds that that dude is kin to the actual Lindsey Wilson?

Somewhere Kobe Bryant frowns, applies lipstick and writes the name Darius Morris on a list...

Not in a Krystal's on Bourbon Street it doesn't.

Mr Blackwell: When choosing fabric for a jacket suitable for the hockey match, velveteen is always a winner.

Throwing out routes to Bullwinkle while raping Natasha.

Just a thought—better 3rd down plays might take care of the problem...

Delonte West banned from White House not so much for the police record as for just being flat ass crazy. And riding one of those goofy ass three wheeled motorcycles with a shotgun strapped to his back. That's all.

@Jizzy48 dropping pearls of wisdom on the Worldwide Leader.

I'm guessing Ron Jaworski's Philly Holiday Inn doesn't get a ton of stars on Trip Advisor-except maybe in the "shitty, mid-level hotel properties owned by an ex-athlete who is a better broadcaster than he was a player" category. 3.5/5 stars