She's going to repeatedly build the world's biggest Perkins and repeatedly burn it down.

I'll bet his blaze orange gear came from his pumpkin costume from last Halloween. When he was 3.

Look at poor, dumb LaVarr Arrington opening with the Queen's Gambit—I expected more from a Varsity Letterman.

I'm guessing Ron Jaworski's Holiday Inn in Philly isn't very highly rated on Trip Advisor—except for the "middling hotel chain owned by ex-pro athletes who are better announcers than they were players". 4 stars.

Craig James was just pissed that Dickerson didn't have to pay for hookers. Completely understandable. And really, once you get past the first couple it's not that big a deal.