Only if the rake is one of your 14 clubs. Probably not going to get a better feel for the sand by throwing a rake into it than you will when you stand in it.

It looks like if you unscrew his hair, you’ll find candy in his head.

What deadspin “journalist” cried harder on election night?

Mark Twain must have met my mother-in-law. Heyooo.

A Deadspin list where the objectively correct answer is #1? I....I have no words.

Wanna trade cats?

Gin and Tonic FTW! I have Spaniard genes, though, so I might be just a little bit biased...

Ginger Beer is no less a basic ingredient than Coca-Cola.

fresca is ridiculously underrated.

Have you never had Zing Zang? Its the perfect mix

Ginger beer doesn’t come out of the spray gun at your local dive.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

It doesn’t help that there’s also a strong correlation between states that use salt on the roads, and states where it’s too cold to wash your car for most of the winter...

I hope you paid this source a few bucks.

Unplugging works wonders if you want something to be turned off completely.

Making lots of money? I assume that’s the whole article?

The AV Club:
Read this unhelpful text description of a video of a picture of an actor that is on a different site.

Yeah, A) not including the picture of Malek-as-Mercury, but B) showing a picture of the actual Mercury as the header image is really fucking confusing.

Me - Woah, that header pic looks JUST LIKE Freddie Mercury!