At UCF, I believe they were Sm. and Sl. Griffin on the jerseys.

In college they were Sl. and Sm. Griffin, I believe.

Uhhhhh.... Ok.....

And if you add a lime, you get to call it a Cuba Libre!

Zelco and Zing Zang

Not to mention, a lot of the burns are kind of meh. Kind of a weak entry into the “why X sucks” or “haters guide” series.

He should. This is a relatively lame entry into the “why X sucks” series.

You guys are really on the warpath in the last 24 hours between this post, the Condi one and the Romney one...

Interesting that DS hasn’t put up a post about them convincingly winning that round 1 series and looking like a serious threat (if not the favorite) to win the East.

OK first stab at a persuasive essay. You have listed some benefits to DVDs along with the corresponding drawbacks to streaming, but you have offered very little in terms of why I should be doing one INSTEAD of the other. Please revise and resubmit.

That’s clearly number one.

Yes.

Read the receipt again...

Read the receipt again...

There was an automatic gratuity of 23% on there.

There was a 23% service charge included on the bill.

Well, the advice columnist is limited by the fact that he can only respond to the letter writer not her husband, and she can only control what she does.

Your advice is for the wife to do all the emotional labor and heavy lifting? The entire problem boils down to the fact that this lummox isn’t lifting a finger to do anything anymore for or with his wife compared to the amount of time he dedicates to a hobby and people he hasn’t married, and your answer is that SHE…

Chipotle vs. Perkins is an interesting comparison.