but has he earned his pinstripes?

Stanton, a four-time All-Star who led the league in homers and R.B.I. last season, was New York’s high-profile signing of the offseason.

That slogan was made so much worse by how much everyone, both at the University of MD as well as in the surrounding area, seemed to love “Fear the Turtle” as a slogan.

Also, you sort of allude to this, but a baseball pulled down one foul line can be just as good as one sliced down the other. This could be an equal result to one deep off the wall in center. In Golf, at least two of those outcomes (if not all three) are going to be severely negative.

Shout “dilly dilly” at the Masters and you’ll hear “doobie doobie doo” as a security guard sneaks up to eject you. That’s according to Bryce Ritchie, an editor at golf magazine Bunkered.

Congratulations! This is quite possibly the worst article posted on deadspin this year!

Also the one who recommended co-ed bachelor parties and installing tracking devices on your sig-other’s mobile device.

Hercules?

Also, you have been invited to one co-ed bachelor/ette party with games, parks and a science museum that doesn’t take itself too seriously!

Or Hannah Keyser...

You can have Mighty Ducks but if you come for The Sandlot I swear to god I’ll do absolutely nothing other than disagree in the comments.

Makes sense as the ball can’t be on its way down (to a basket) if it is hitting below the rim.

I never saw this as a problem, though the problem we do have is that the dryer door opens to the right, so I have to reach over/around it to deposit the wet clothes. I really need to switch the door to the other side.

“Hey, where the teen goth girls at?!?!”

Re: SBD vs. “silent but violent”

I also think that college football is so deeply ingrained into the collective consciousness that you can’t simply replicate it in some other form. Like, if you take the roster and coaching staff of every SEC team, and you strip away all the college logos and pageantry and you rebrand the whole thing as some…

At this point in his career, his biggest movies were Batman & Robin and The Peacemaker. (Granted, he was about to make Out of Sight, Three Kings, and O Brother, so better get a move on, Krasinksi...)

Has he run out of weird right-wing stuff to star in?

what is Rainn Wilson doing these days anyway