Well said. Drew is by far my favorite writer here, but this is exactly what I was thinking while reading this piece.

They totally knew UVA was poised for a loss. So what if the article only went up the day after it happened?

It’s a quarter-pound, not a quarter-ounce.

Wow, not even twelve whole hours before we’re trying to be too cool for school and not simply celebrate one of the most incredible upsets ever.

Well played sir!

Post has been up for 2+ hours and has 5 comments. Seems pretty on-point.

“oh he’ll just write it off...”

More dudes lurking around awkwardly making stupid jokes:

Does that differ materially from a game like Warhammer where your attack is based on some series of x dice rolls?

Ultimately, isn’t their randomness in every card game?

They’re both references from the show Arrested Development.

I don’t know, they don’t pass the sniff test to me.

Or at least a trusted person to acquire for him.

True Lies was awesome, though

I failed to notice any meaningful tie-in between regulation and positive outcomes.

Really happy to see Cherith Cutestory reply to LooseSeals

Based on the quotes in the article, I want the victim on the stand more than anything right now.

I’m sorry you were owned by that 4-year-old.

Is this on a $2 bet?

Is there enough money being wagered on AAU tourneys for that to happen?