I learned, after working for Home Depot for a year in my late teens, that I turn into a rage-filled monster if I regularly have to work past 6:00 or on weekends. Have not had to deal with it since.

Deal with an overflowing toilet.

Work a job that snooty people see as less-than. I recommend anything in fast food, a gas station, or any job that has you waiting on assholes and cleaning up their messes while they act all superior to you.

Deal with a clogged toilet.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

Cellphone contracts and upgrade periods.

Oh - I forgot a tip.... Multimedia calendar.

New movie coming out - block off opening weekend with an all day reminder.

I’ve been doing this for years, Since back in the Gina-days of lifehacker.

Just added a “Change AC Filter” quarterly all-day event to my calendar

Surrounded all his life by yes-men doesn’t help.

Me too. His death hit me the hardest. I still remember getting the text from my mom (it woke me up that morning) and having to read it like 3 times to understand it/ believe it. I then threw up (which was likely more to do with morning sickness, but still).

That’s a different tune than she was singing a couple years ago, so that’s trifling Michelle Rodriguez...

How is it possible for a born rich, 71 year old cis het American white man to have ZERO social graces???

Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

This “g for graphics” argument is complete nonsense. Acronyms create new words. I would be curious how you pronounce ASCII, OSHA, laser, and so on. The p in jpeg is for photographic but I bet you don’t say j-feg.

Do you pronounce JPEG as Joint Potographic Experts Group?

Potato salad is the best salad. Potato salad is the correct answer.

What a fucking moron.