I was really hoping this article was going to be a call for the return of the halcyon days of kids on leashes.

I’ve always said if you can eat when you’re hungry and sleep when you’re sleepy —you’re rich.

At first I was like, “Oh yeah, turkey salad, can’t believe I didn’t think of that myself, better grab the mayo,” and then you were like

THE CALZONES...BETRAYED ME!

Wouldn’t the door sink?

UPDATE: I had the gluten-free and the cornbread mixed up. The gluten free was decent.

She didn’t for some reason

“Does it get cold enough to snow in Atlanta?”

Or you could take a cue from regional americana and use wild rice, corn bread, masa, or potatoes.

That makes it even more ridiculous that we’ve never seen a full winter on the show. I think the main reason is that it would completely neutralize the zombies as a threat. They’d all freeze up, get more sluggish and be even more of a relative non-factor.

Yeah, I’ll also take Ben’s proposal over Jim’s. And I love their vows:

I honestly never got the appeal of The Office. I never found cringe comedy entertaining. In fact, the Office being more popular than Parks and Rec leaves me looking like this:

Because they’re nice people; Jim and Pam are jerks.

I always preferred Leslie & Ben to Jim and Pam.

There was another time where they skipped a winter between seasons. Around the time they first ran into Michonne and her pets. I’m pretty sure it’s been mid-summer ever since despite the fact that everyone chooses to be constantly sweating through multiple layers of long sleeved clothing all the time (Sarge and Rosita…