That explains it. I can’t be bothered with the mini-games.

Wait is it doing mouth stuff or having moth stuff done to you???

Where do I unlock that bonus :(

Adulthood: when you wish you were a child so you could eat all the frosting without sinking into a pit of self-loathing.

Welcome to jezebel March madness where nothing means anything :)

Who are all these traumatized people voting for “having bad sex”???

That’s some fuckin Buffalo Bill shit

I’m in love with that whole look. She’s like an elegant space countess from the future.

Did you actually march? Husband and I went to Grosvenor Sq and waited around for like 2 hours and...nothing happened. I think someone spoke for like 2 minutes but I couldn’t really hear them? Husband’s back started acting up so we ended up just going home. :(

What’s going on with all these dresses that make people’s boobs look totally lopsided??

It seems to be much more popular to (incorrectly!!!!) use quotation marks for emphasis in Britain than in the US. It drives me insane.

Hey, you could both trade off spending evenings with the robot bartender! There’s probably a robot maid or two wandering around too.

With dicks!

I think you’ve discovered your calling in life.

《Blackpool is a seaside town, presumably tranquil and without a whole lot to occupy the cops》

I refuse to watch it because I hate that they made what is surely a mediocre-at-best TV show out of a fantastic movie.

I don’t see it!

I admire Her confidence, I’d never even try to pull off a Pretty Woman cosplay at the beach.

Surely it’d be titled “nuffink, mate”?

Yes. I will fight any haters.