Maybe it’s the lighting but her makeup is sooo severe. She looks like a bitter, spiteful victorian witch, but also you can see her snatch for some reason.

I think Amanda’s dress would be absolutely perfect IF ONLY it weren’t see through. It ruins the whole thing for me. Also her hair and makeup are really terrible with this dress.

#1 most relatable George Costanza moment imo

Wow this is such a creepy picture. My poor precious Ann Curry looks like she wants to die.

Let’s be real. Archmaesters don’t really know a lot about science or medicine.

He can’t possibly know whether he’s still capable of infecting someone. He’s just assuming he’s not be he can’t see the greyscale!

It’s probably dredged regularly to allow trade barges to travel along it? They are only a few miles from the capitol and coming at it from another major trading partner.

Poutine doughnut sounds fucking VILE. Doughnuts should not have gravy on them!!

It does have that handy nozzle too, so you could get right up in there!

The saltiness would probably dry out your vag tho, you’d need a lot of lube!

Yeah what the actual fuck...it’s absorbent cotton, not a cork...

Fucking THANK YOU this article is crazy!

You don’t even need to buy an alarm clock!! Most phones either automatically do or at least allow you to set it so that the alarm isn’t affected by silent mode! WHAT IS THE ISSUE!?

Yeah I mean there are A LOT OF OPTIONS here that don’t require your pals to keep a schedule of when you can and cannot be disturbed in literally the least demanding form of contact outside of mailing an actual goddang letter.

Yeah people who want to set up business hours for social interaction need to join the 21st century. JUST PUT YOUR PHONE ON SILENT JESUS CHRIST.

Or just put the phone on silent when they go to bed??? Life is not this hard!

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every single episode of Alias and I do *not* remember Justin Theroux at all??

But when do you do all your castrating??

Now I’m imagining that baby doing the bit from Ace Ventura on a restaurant table :’D

But...what does she do with them once she’s printed them??