Christ. It’s like an amateur figure skating costume.

Ombre is officially dead..she killed it, chopped it into pieces, and danced the macarena on it.

Zoloft has been amazing* for me. I can actually go about my life without every tiny thing being a huge, scary ordeal. My only regret is not starting it years ago!

I have a feeling you are giving Pharell are bit too much credit.

That must be a very long mash up haha

So, a Michael Bay movie...

Hillary takes the popular vote yet again !

It’s a test, obviously.

Limmy 2020

Can’t you just...putt he stuff into your bottle? I’m so confused as to why an insert is necessary at all!

I have one and this is accurate.

Right?! I genuinely thought she was like at Harry Potter Wold or whatever it’s called. Hillfiger might think that’s his best selling item because of this mess, but it’s actually just rich parents buying them for their kids to play dress up!

Haha this comment has me imagining Cathy sitting Belle down to be like “girl, look...these brooding, volatile guys are great for a first love, but they’re not marriage material! Find a nice, stable neighbor! What about that Gaston?!”

ONLY YOUR LOVE CAN CURE THIS ASSHOLE #romance

Hot toddy

THIS IS SO GOOD!!! Did you make the outfit?

I hope you sent this photo to Kate Beaton!

It was honestly a miracle for which I will be forever grateful #blessed

Oh god, this *almost* happened to me. Thank god the mall was super close to my house and I managed to make it home in time to commence 3 days of non-stop shitting and vomiting in the privacy of my own home!

In human years? 30. in soul years, though...only like 12!