There really needs to be a 5th option: “only if I’ve peed in the shower”

$165 for a fucking tote bag anyone could make at home with Microsoft Word, some transfer paper and half a yard of whatever ugly fabric was in the remnants bin at JoAnns. OK.

He hasn’t had a bowel movement from his *ass* maybe, but it seems like he can’t stop them coming out of his face.

I legit had to explain the difference between Buddhism and Voodoo to a very sheltered, very baptist classmate one time :/

Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is wrong with people

You could just try reading?

That’s so cool! Congrats!

NOPE.

It’s so specific! Does he buy the exact same things every single week, no variation? And what kind of person keeps onions in the fridge?

My dad used “oriental” to describe my brother’s gf one time, thank god when she wasn’t present, and I had to be like OH MY GOD NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN. He still doesn’t *understand*, but he trusts my advice.

“If possible”?!?! D:

There is literally never anything better than this. Just theatre posters and signs telling you the escalator will be operational again in about 5 years.

This is beautiful

The climate and air quality is pretty close to what I imagine hell is like, so I still wouldn’t be surprised to see ghosts.

Sounds like every other building in London?

To me this looks like someone patting their own ass.

Only Kim would put on a fucking sexy doublet and spanx and think she had put together an outfit, bless her.

Yeah I’m a bit offended on his behalf that Rachel compared this to FotC as if he doesn’t have his own writing/directing style?

YES.

I am loving that 706 look!