Valar morguhlis, mate.

Actually I think it’s fatal 100% of the time. Right up there with XY-chromosomitis, but of course sufferers of that have a much higher quality of life.

Maybe she’s pregnant D:

...where the fuck are they hiding all that fat? Is the champagne dressing just melted butter and a splash of champers?

Those are a super weird shape at the toe, but I do believe you’ve cracked the case!

I would buy a piece of distressed wood with this painted on it.

D:

Rhymes with “min fiesel”....hmm....

He looks like the scientist in a disaster movie who had gotten slightly discomposed to reveal an improbable amount of abdominal definition.

There’s cans of something in the bottom...wanky hipster beers?

Damn Keith Carradine is looking old af...

It is a really bad trailer.

I can see how from an administration standpoint you might prefer “residence halls,” but honestly I don’t think you’re ever going to purge “dorm” from the lexicon. And, honestly, I think most people’s conception of it includes that sense of community, despite it’s etymology.

I am American and the idea of operating a vehicle in London terrifies me. If I can’t get there by bus (or, if I must, tube or train) then I’m not going.

No, silly. She’s a cat, not a dog!

Wait...what’s wrong with “dorm"?

There’s no way two people who choose a faux fur floor covering are chill roommates!

Gotta make sure they work off all those extra meals somehow!

You can see some hideous, industrial beige tile peeking through on the back wall though.

How long did it take after they put all this nonsense together do we think one of them couldn’t take it anymore and was like