PLOT TWIST!

I honestly can’t imagine him *not* being a fireman.

Squishy *and* has resting sass face...I’m in love 😍

This baby doesn’t know what the fuck these script writers were going for either. His face says “I’m just here for the bottles, don’t ask me to try’n make sense of this shit".

WHO LET HER EVEN TAKE PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF OF THIS LET ALONE SHARE IT WITH THE INTERNET?! It looks soooooooo bad!!!

I’m not accusing her of anything, he just looks way too young to register as hot to me.

I kind of want to check it out, but it’s sooo far outside of town. Which I guess was probably the point but still.

He looks about 14. Hard pass.

I would, I’m lazy and that dress is incredible!

I’d much prefer that to swamp butt London!

The rest of him is pretty alright too! Call me, DJ!

Oh my God I couldn’t figure out what it was supposed to be and now I’m also dead

I have never agreed harder with an opinion on the Internet.

I didn’t even spot that lamp! It’s sooooooo ugly! That stair railing post! Why?!

That formal swimsuit gown thing is an actual trend in fashion right now. And also probably a sign of the coming apocalypse.

If I already had eleventy zillion dollars or whatever Biebz is sitting on, I sure as shit wouldn’t. In fact I would use 5 million of my own money to print tshirts for every person in Cleveland that said something pithily disparaging about republicans and then also a lot of tshirt cannons for people to fire the extra…

Soft toilet seats are the devil’s work. It should be a crime to buy or sell one. Punishable by death.

Sad!

Just FYI, I’m American and I didn’t find your comment offensive or xenophobic in the least.

OK but % of income spent on food being higher doesn’t necessarily mean food is more expensive.