Wouldn’t “Elizabeth Banks and I” be the subject of an implied verb, though? As in “Elizabeth Banks and I [are] gathering...”?

They must just be calculating the number of people that came into the shelter and sort of maybe even glanced at the dog before deciding on a different one. There’s no way ~50 people per week were asking to adopt that dog and then backing out when they found out about the epilepsy.

Yeah I’ve read about that, and it’s a life goal for sure...unfortunately I am broke as shit.

I tried to console myself by telling myself that if it were abandoned it would surely come back looking for food and then we cold lI’ve happull every after...but it hasn’t been back 😭😭😭

LOOK AT HIS WIDDLE FURRY FLUFFY FACE!!!! 😍

I saw a baby fox just outside my back door the other day and for a hot second I was totally like OH MY GOD THIS IS IT THE MOMENT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE - I’M GOING TO ADOPT A BABY FOX AND NAME IT TOD AND FEED IT FROM A BOTTLE WHILE SINGING WHEN YOU’RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!!!!!

Eta: I just went back and clicked the link and now I feel like a dope.

I’m offended by the erasure of Clearance-types like myself.

All mature adults should be protective of young people regardless of their respective genders. 18 year olds might be legally bone-able, but that doesn’t mean it’s ethically okay. They are still developing mentally and emotionally, and especially if the older person has known them a long time or if there is a big power…

If a clarinet and a $500 deep-v t-shirt procreated. It’s so accurate.

I’m seriously disappointed in that code name. Like ‘Eau de toilet’ was just right there, and you went with BO?

I was going to say in response to this Emilia Clarke nonsense that of they’re going to make Bond a woman, it damn well better be Gillian Anderson, but I would 100% be stoked about Gwendoline Christie too.

I just wanted to chime in here to say that, like you, I’ve struggled with depression and anxiety for most of my life. I never really had health insurance, and was afraid of going on medication because it felt like something only ‘really sick’ people did, and I didn’t know who I would be on meds. I think that’s a fear…

Generally, people who make grand, expensive gestures are the worst at actually doing the hard, unglamorous work of making a relationship work.

I used to get nosebleeds all the time, but my mom always told me the only thing a Dr would do was cauterize my nostrils - which, NO THANK YOU.

I feel like hanging out with Reese and Shailene would be like the social equivalent of having to watch a yogurt commercial where a woman is giggling and lounging all over on repeat for like 3 hours and they’d for sure ask you if you thought you should really be having another when you desperately try to flag down the…

I was really excited about dogsitting for a friend tonight and now I never want to see a dog again for as long as I live D''''''':

Oh man I feel all of this so much. No shoulders, large-ish bust, short, and hip measurement that’s a size up from my waist = no blazer, button down, pencil skirt or slacks will ever look right on me.

My husband works in post production, and I am FILLED with resentment that he gets to wear jeans and whatever wrinkly tshirt he pulls out of the drawer, whereas I have to spend hours of my life combing stores for slacks and blazers that don’t look like complete rumply shit on me 😡

Lexi needs to get into therapy to work through her glaringly obvious daddy issues!