If I had to wear corsets and high collars all day, couldn’t get an education, had to go to church all the time, and couldn’t do anything unless a man approved it, you can bet I’d be poisoning people left and right.

Except being a widow wouldn’t necessarily make you any freer, because you probably wouldn’t inherit from your husband, because women are only useful for producing male heirs, so you’d probably have to remarry right away just to avoid starving! Or become a nun. Or a governess.

The end of that story is like Charles Dickens crossed with Emily Brontë. Grim af.

YEEEEEEPPPPPPP

I mean, I don’t have any inside information, but people don’t generally go from being totally satisfied in their relationships to announcing divorce and hooking up with someone new in a short time span. Just because she only just announced the split, doesn’t mean it wasn’t a long time coming.

Obvious child is highly enjoyable.

Adorable nonsense edged with existential ennui is basically my jam, but I can accept other points of view as being also valid.

Very never had the slightest inclination to follow a celeb on snapchat, but I’m definitely adding Serena because that was delightful and I probably would’ve tried it too!

It’s possible (probable, really) they were on the outs for a while before the split became public.

Or Marcel the Shell!!!

I assumed L&I was vastly simplifying things, but that’s way different. Thanks!

Seriously hoe frequent are those bathroom breaks? 10 days on a liquid diet and they’d better be every half hour!

Where’s Jack McCoy when you need him >:|

I’m so sorry <3

But also have no desire to actually listen to their music ever because of this.

I really only wear cc cream at most, and they’re only ever too dark bc I’m a vampire. It’s always the powder that’s the problem.

I mean, she’s very pretty, but imo that makeup makes her look pallid and sickly. It’s too light, too thick, too greasy, and the nude lip is not helping.

Nah, keep 'em.

I feel like Lea’s makeup is always the wrong shade. Like I have that problem too, but it’s because I’m poor and I can’t afford to buy new things when they end up being too dark or too yellow.

I mean he did phrase it awkwardly, but he’s not all wrong. How many people had a camera in their bag or their pocket at all times? Unless you were going somewhere you specifically expected to see a celeb (or something else you wanted a photo of) you probably wouldn’t bother bringing a camera, even a cheap disposable…