Being a woman on the Internet.

FUDGE EVERYTHING

/dudes you went on like one date with and would have completely forgotten about if not for LinkedIn constantly asking you to add them

I think I’ve blocked the whole second movie from my mind except for a general feeling that it was bad and a disappointment. I really can’t recall any details from the movie except for they took a beach vacation maybe?

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If you’ve already had 3 or 4 glasses of white wine and it’s on Netflix, absolutely.

And yet somehow not nearly captioned enough. Why is MS in her PJs in Dubai with a small boy on a segway thing??

I remember being totally floored when I found out Hanson was a bunch of boys, so I totally understand where she’s coming from.

This gif is mesmerising!

This is wonderful.

Can you imagine what would happen among the lunatics on the right if our black president made a raised fist in the presence of a communist?

I just read the Wikipedia page on gin because I’ve never heard of this. Apparently William & Mary brought gin to England, where a fortuitous combination of trade policies and lack of domestic regulation resulted in the “gin craze”...

Hey now, you don’t need the excuse of prohibition to have a bathtub full of gin!

I know I would need a soak after sweating it out in all that hosiery and corsetry.

I haven’t a scooby doo. But I doubt that corset modelling at Dorothy Perkins was a job for the well-to-do.

This is in London, where they wold never tolerate such a thing. No one separates a Brit from their tipple.

She has definitely putting arsenic in flouncy-dress girl’s tea for months.

The woman in the middle is the only one involved in all this that doesn’t look like she’s counting down the seconds until she can reconnect with the flask of gin in her purse.

Cooking competitions are just about the only reality shows that don’t make me want to self-immolate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The beach isn’t the historical site though, the castle (which is supposed to be where Arthur was born) is on the cliff way above the beach.