The authentic Cornish pasty experience sounds very similar to the authentic American hot pocket experience.

I never got a pasty when I was in Tintagel and I was very upset about it as it was my first trip to Cornwall, so I’m weirdly happy to hear they’re garbage.

Fowey has quite a lot of DdM-related tourist stuff, and is also a really lovely town which I highly recommend to anyone who likes coastal views, seafood or ice cream.

This seems like a lot of fuss about nothing. I’ve been to tintagel, like half the shops are already tacky/wonderful king Arthur tchotchke shops, and it’s not like they have a shortage of rocks that a small carving is going to completely change the beach. I’m not sure what the huge deal is.

Equally unbelievable!

Right? Like of all the things to deny you’re going to say alcohol doesn’t affect you physically the way it does literally everyone in the world?

It’s really cute, but I can already feel my feet going numb just looking at that photo.

Wait. What if I never shopped at either?? Am I a sex worker or a not-girl? Do I even exist?!

You can use pesticides and insecticides on trees just like any other plant. I don’t know if that’s a common thing in syrup maple growing, I’m not a syrup expert, but it’s not beyond the realm of possibility.

So proud of Kristen for standing up for her children’s inalienable right to be subjected to junk science diets. Don’t let Big Formula keep you down with their scaremongering about anemia and anaphylaxis and intracranial infarctions!

Uh, it’s *organic* and therefore super healthy, duuuuhhhh!

It does say “we’re all doomed:” in bold letters right above that image...

There was an entire subplot last season about that...

That dress 😍

Baby jeggings are super adorable and practical! Real denim, on the other hand, has no place in any baby’s wardrobe unless you are a complete masochist.

I don’t think he is either. I think he was just lightly trolling morning news watchers. If he resurrects anyone at all I’d bet a certain left-for-dead travelling companion

I mean idk it could be a totally unnecessary double-reverse troll which I would not put past Ian mcshane or the GoT people but maybe!

Ian McShane was on BBC breakfast the other morning and said that he’s playing a leader of a band of rogues or something and he resurrects someone sooooooooo. Either way 100% agree with point “a”. And all your other points.

I also have eaten bay leaf before, but I was the idiot that left it in because I was like 12 and I didn’t know any better.

That tree is way less tree-shaped than any Reeses tree I’ve ever eaten (and I’ve eaten a lot of them)!