The chocolate really should only be a subtle counterpoint to the pb. This is why Reeses eggs are the perfect pb to chocolate ratio, followed by hearts, trees, then pumpkins, with regular cups being just a barely adequate bridge between holidays.

Diapers seem to be a big trend in fashion lately and I am not here for it.

Let’s be honest. If your boobs are warm, that’s all that matters.

I’m kind of into that woolen tank top tbqh. Looks very insulating.

Hot take: the only person who could pull those off is a Final Fantasy character and even then...probably not.

Well I didn’t a second ago... 😬

I’m seeing 6 boobs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m upset just reading that. I can’t imagine my emotional state if I had to actually sit through it.

Right?! I have record levels of fremdschämen looking at that caption.

I love the dress so much. I also really love that it’s not trying to create the illusion of her being not pregnant. She’s just like yes I am going to tent my enormous belly in bedazzled stripes, goodbye.

Strunk and White say to add an s after the apostrophe unless it’s something like Jesus’ or Moses’ or Brutus’...dudes that have been dead for a really long time, basically. I’m lazy though (and also I think it looks dumb), so I always leave off the post-apostrophic s.

Well, my husband is a strict vegetarian and we mostly hang out in NE London, so I don’t have a lot of recommendations in the centre of town.

Preface: I live in London and have been to Paris.

I use the walgreens allegra knock-off and it’s the only thing that works for me. Everyone I know swears by a different allergy med, though, so you may just have to try a few before you find what works.

Seriously, her outfit is everything i aspire to (but will never actually be).

And they aren’t worried about all gathering in ONE PLACE under their real names with no sort of attempt at subterfuge where the government and the bar association and the intergalactic dracos can easily orchestrate a “terrorist” explosion??!?

She’s right though. I hate everything and I still can’t get down to a size 10.

I haven’t done even the most cursory googling on this Johnny Depp thing, but I have watched a lot of TV and read a lot of mystery thrillers, so I can say with confidence that it’s definitely not Johnny. It’s never the most obvious suspect. Johnny’s just a patsy, wake up!!

Oh my god that last photo. Just everything is so amazing. Wills looks like he’s taking a difficult shit.

It gets even worse in the next eps. I fully believe the Kardashians paid to have themselves inserted into the show.