I’m sorry things are difficult for you right now. I don’t really have much advice for you, but I wanted to let you know that your post was read by at least 1 person, and it was not a waste of time!

But Billy Ray Cyrus would.

This is beautiful.

you forgot “copy and repost if you love babies and don’t kick puppies”

I mean, Catholics shouldn’t even *need* birth control, not even shitty bogus “natural” birth control, because you’re not supposed to have non-procreative sex.

I frankly can’t believe this wasn’t included in the post. It’s pretty near the top of my list of reasons to go there.

I have heard a LOT of Canadians (probably BCers, but that’s just conjecture) say ‘aboot’. I spent so much time talking to Canadians when I worked in hotels that *I* started saying aboot.

Yeah I love the old ones, but even they seemed to be great in spite of themselves. These new ones...ugh. I don’t understand why people are so hype about them. After the shitshow that was this last one I’m not even sure I can be bothered with the rest.

AGREED.

What are the chances that if Miley’s family had made it, Billy Ray would’ve drunk a case of Foster’s and treated everyone to a live performance of Achy Breaky Heart? I’m guessing ~100%.

I vehemently disagree!

It’s too late. I saw a hipster with that exact haircut just a few days ago.

Who is this woman? I need to know so I can write her in for President.

I hope my grandma’s okay.

Glad to hear your dad’s doing alright, but it’s a bummer your friend isn’t being supportive. Make sure you take care of yourself :)

Wanting to see yourself represented in stories is a completely separate issue from whether people can empathise with characters who are different from them. No one is arguing the latter.

I wish we could start a program to actually send Wendell to wherever these white idiots are and make this face at them in person

Fashion thing. They’re bleached.

At first I thought Gaga wasn’t wearing any makeup and I was like ‘fair enough, I have no eyebrows and dark circles around my eyes before makeup too. Live your life, gaga.’

Queequeg?!