Yes, who could forget the Princess Leia, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, and C3PO/R2D2 solo movies before we got Star Wars.

For whatever flaws this movie may end up having, there is an overwhelming poignancy seeing Luke at this stage in his life that only Gen-X’ers may fully be able to appreciate.

Hot take that I’m sure I’ll get blasted for:

It’s almost like the swamp isn’t being drained or something.

“300 years after man declared God dead,”
Speculate on what the hell happened in 2007 below!

Do you remember the first Star Wars movie? The Clone Wars, Jedi, the dark times, the force, the Empire, etc? All of it came out of nowhere, or was name-dropped but remained unexplained.

Rick Santorum just needs to choke on some Santorum.

Oh look, an announcement about a Batman movie that isn’t connected to other Batman movies. I wonder how many people will freak out about this? Oh wait, no one cares because the animated franchise is allowed to experiment and do whatever they want, but the live action franchise has to follow the Marvel blueprint or…

Ever since I started actually reading the Hellboy comics (after I saw both movies) I have slowly and insidiously begun to realize that those films were FAR from Mignola’s vision, and just how much GDT just cherry picked ideas and mashed them together to craft his movies.

This event has everything: Dream, Plastic Man, Multiversal Tuning Forks, Nth Metal, Outsiders and Dark Universe Batmen

Excuse me, Cheryl, I believe you forgot someone.

“Boldly go where no woman has gone before”

It looks scary as fuck, but more importantly makes a point of prioritizing the kids and their friendship. What a pleasant surprise.

First we blame the obstructionist Democrats, then blame the Republicans who “betrayed” their own party, then blame Obama for creating the mess, then blame the DISHONEST MEDIA for not reporting about the millions of people who die of Obamacare every day, then blame Clinton for something.

McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.

“Berenstein Bears”

Channing Tatum as Captain America understood that reference.

If it makes you feel better on the Berenstein Bears Earth President Biden is working on wrapping up peace in the Middle East. Something he has been able to focus on in his first term after President Gore stopped the massive terrorist attack bin Laden was planning and President Obama handled global climate change.

Massachusetts is now a sanctuary state. Come at us, asshole.

I’ll save DC the effort. This is literally all the Superman: Year One anyone could ever need: