agentcoop1329
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So, is the jury still out on Alyson Hannigan?

Well okay, then.

These people.

I was hoping he’d have Killik Twilight. I know Tattooine Ghost is no longer canon, but neither are most of these other objects.

Good good, that GIF is like an Aphex Twin video.

Just stop, Sarah.

“...women like Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway, who display so little emotion that it is often alarming to hear them speak.”

“Winning Wildlife Photo Disqualified Because of Suspected Fake Anteater”

And...it’ll be good this time...right? RIGHT?

Dear Patrick Stewart,

I suspect it will come at the very end of the closing credits. As the last few notes of music play it will say something like “In loving memory of Carrie Fisher”. And then I, a 44 year old man, will start bawling like a fucking baby.

Green Lantern is so awesome in The Greatest Story Never Told.

Booze?

No Night Of The Creeps? That’s some of Tom Atkins’ finest work right there.

Damn. I was hoping for the Asparagus People.

I kind of weirdly enjoy the way in which comic book movies are going through all of the same problems as the comics they’re based on have already gone through.

When the movie comes out and the Porgs have ten minutes or less of screentime, will all of these annoying “The Porgs have ruined Star Wars” sourpusses finally go away?

This is purely a gut reaction, but I feel like the copywriter who came up with “fortified with Eleven’s vitamins” shouldn’t be allowed within fifty feet of a school.

I love Batman Returns so much. Never again will we ever see a mainstream superhero movie so gleefully weird and so sexually twisted.

Truth. I’m involved in several fandoms, including Rick & Morty, and they ALL have factions that are just plain toxic. It doesn’t mean the whole fanbase sucks.