European Union for me! I think I’m cool with that.

If at first you don’t succeed, do the exact same thing that didn’t succeed the first time! Brilliant!

Give him a chance, tho.

“But when I ran for president, I had to leave the show.”

Steve Bannon looks like he sweats when he eats.

Is America great again yet?

These people. These fucking people.

Spineless electors.

Incidentally, “sad little meat thing” is also an accurate descriptor for Trump himself.

When do we cut Trump’s arm off?

I thought that was KellyAnne Conway in the pic. Is she a clone? Is Trump growing these people in vats? Oh god, they’re gonna Order 66 us, aren’t they?

Turns out gravity’s a hoax, too. Yep. Saw me some birds today.

America’s working class hero, ladies and gentlemen...

It’s Schroedinger’s Election. It’s both rigged and not rigged.

This’ll piss off the Trumpies. That’s good enough for me.

Gotta tell ya, I’m getting pretty fucking sick of taking the goddamn high road.

“And I think Hillary Clinton still has to face the fact that the majority of Americans don’t find her to be honest and trustworthy, but if Donald Trump can help her heal, then perhaps that is a good thing.”

Wait...the plural of golem is...golem?

I sure am glad we didn’t go with the mean shouty lady with the dodgy email practices. That could’ve turned out badly.