Wait, you love Buffy? And unless I’m mistaken, your avatar is Lucy from Twin Peaks? Sorry to tell you, but we’re besties now. Can’t be helped.

You had one job, America. One job.

I may need an object to kick. Any suggestions? I don’t want to get a bruise. Taking suggestions for good kickable objects.

Forgive me, but I’m still in the childish “I didn’t get what I wanted and I’m pissed about it” phase of dealing with this shitshow, here comes a rant:

“Everything is awful always” is pretty much what Trump campaigned on.

I’d nominate Trump for the Legion Of Doom, but I think even an evil organization with it’s headquarters in a swamp has certain standards. Maybe they’d let him polish Brainiac’s dome. Maybe.

I’m the biggest Star Wars nerd I know, and even I had to Google what a Blurrg is (thanks, Wookieepedia!). Well played.

I live in Massachusetts, the bluest blue state that ever blued. There’s literally no chance that Hillary will lose Massachusetts. But I’m still damn well going to make sure I vote for her because my conscience won’t let me do anything else. The fuck is wrong with these people?

If Hilary were in a terrible accident and had to be put in one of those Captain Pike “Yes/No” chairs, she’d still be the only sane choice in this ludicrous race.

It’s one syllable and it’s “double-you” and Tim Burke is quite clearly a sociopath.

Can Ivanova play the trombone?

I just assumed that this was Trump’s doctor.

I enjoy KFC. STOP RUINING KFC FOR ME, TRUMPENCE!!!