If Panaka was loyal to Palpatine, then screw him. He deserved to get blowed up.

I will probably always be bitter that we didn’t get a third installment of Hellboy with Del Toro and Perlman...but they are making it damn difficult to hate on the reboot. Everything they’re saying sounds stellar. I think I’m on board.

Obsessed with Star Wars and Twin Peaks, you say? Let me share my Snak Pak with you. We are now friends.

Neat. A new Superman origin from a guy who clearly despises Superman.

Exactly what I came here to say. There is no other choice.

I need some advice. What on earth do I do with all this vomit? It’s really becoming a problem at this point.

“Nowadays, sadly, money trumps patriotism,” - Someone who is undoubtedly unwilling to voice even the slightest criticism against an administration which is all but auctioning off America to the highest bidder. But yes, please continue to tell us how the real problem is the lack of the little stars on Diana’s panties.

That moment when you realize that the fucking Pope is more progressive than the President of the United States...

He’s not. He’s just significantly less awful than Herr Trump and his gang.

Man, do we need a Ben Sisko right now. He would be having NONE OF THIS.

I’m a huge fan of the old Universal Monsters movies, so I really want this Cinematic Universe thing to result in something cool. But I have doubts.

Dear Disney, Lucasfilm, etc.,

The fate of our nation lies largely in the hands of Jared Kushner. I don’t think there’s enough vodka in the world to get me to a place where that idea makes any kind of sense. 

I’m so relieved that this is all fake news. Otherwise, this would be appalling.

It’s going SO GREAT, guys!

The Packbow just screams “I’m a frightened white man”.

The fact that you always use the same picture of Peggy Noonan is hilarious for reasons I don’t quite understand.

It’s going great, guys.