It’s almost as though the media SHOULDN’T just write whatever the administration tells them to! Dang.

European Union for me! I think I’m cool with that.

If at first you don’t succeed, do the exact same thing that didn’t succeed the first time! Brilliant!

Give him a chance, tho.

“But when I ran for president, I had to leave the show.”

Steve Bannon looks like he sweats when he eats.

Is America great again yet?

These people. These fucking people.

Spineless electors.

Note to EU writers no doubt already fleshing out the back stories of Rogue One’s cast of characters: Don’t give Chirrut Imwe a heretofore unrevealed connection to the Force. He is SO MUCH cooler for not having Force-sensitivity.

Awesome. This is the only kind of promo I want. Keep us in the dark, Messrs Lynch and Frost. It’s what you do best. 

Don’t worry. I have a feeling David Lynch would be perfectly okay with you not watching it.

Incidentally, “sad little meat thing” is also an accurate descriptor for Trump himself.

When do we cut Trump’s arm off?

I thought that was KellyAnne Conway in the pic. Is she a clone? Is Trump growing these people in vats? Oh god, they’re gonna Order 66 us, aren’t they?

Turns out gravity’s a hoax, too. Yep. Saw me some birds today.

I have a lot of confidence that Rogue One is going to be amazing, but I suspect that studio meddling has cost us what would have been a much more interesting film.

America’s working class hero, ladies and gentlemen...