It’s Schroedinger’s Election. It’s both rigged and not rigged.

This’ll piss off the Trumpies. That’s good enough for me.

Gotta tell ya, I’m getting pretty fucking sick of taking the goddamn high road.

“And I think Hillary Clinton still has to face the fact that the majority of Americans don’t find her to be honest and trustworthy, but if Donald Trump can help her heal, then perhaps that is a good thing.”

Wait...the plural of golem is...golem?

I sure am glad we didn’t go with the mean shouty lady with the dodgy email practices. That could’ve turned out badly.

Wait, you love Buffy? And unless I’m mistaken, your avatar is Lucy from Twin Peaks? Sorry to tell you, but we’re besties now. Can’t be helped.

You had one job, America. One job.

I may need an object to kick. Any suggestions? I don’t want to get a bruise. Taking suggestions for good kickable objects.

Forgive me, but I’m still in the childish “I didn’t get what I wanted and I’m pissed about it” phase of dealing with this shitshow, here comes a rant:

“Everything is awful always” is pretty much what Trump campaigned on.

Is Prometheus still going to live in his weird little house in an alternate universe? ‘Cause that’d be cool.

My Dinner With Andre.

So, in other words, the Guardians have fucked us over yet again?

Which of the post-Laura Palmer storylines do you feel had the most unrealized potential?

That Mr. Terrific costume looks spot-on. Please tell me they kept the “Fair Play”?

“[D]irector J.A. Bayyona compared the film to The Empire Strikes Back andThe Wrath of Khan.”

Wait...Morgan is dead?

I’d nominate Trump for the Legion Of Doom, but I think even an evil organization with it’s headquarters in a swamp has certain standards. Maybe they’d let him polish Brainiac’s dome. Maybe.