The seat in front of you only tilts its back towards you, it doesn’t slide into your space. Just move your bag and put your legs under the seat in front of you.

If you’re so tall that your legs are THAT close to the seat in front of you, maybe spend the $30 to get the seats with more legroom.

There is a really good example: America in the postwar years. Tax rates on the wealthy were much higher (top marginal rate was over 90%), and a much higher percentage of income went to wages as opposed to return on capital, thanks to a combination of government action and strong labor unions. And the fruits of…

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

I’m glad my cover of a 35 year old sports car is still working.

So my big question for all of this is....

Seriously - could he not wait?!?!?! 11 fucking days?! Also, new RULE! We go back to stone age, no emails! Pigeons only.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Kermit’s really starting to become unhinged and irritable these days. Been a while since he grabbed a pig by the pussy, I guess.

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

I live in Pittsburgh. First and foremost they would be driving like Jagoffs, not asshats. Second, I see them driving all over and I’ve never seen any major malfunctions other than the fact that they drive incredibly slowly. Think grandma coming home from church slow. They also have a tendency to slam on their brakes…

My friends would just draw dicks all over it :(

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

I don’t think they made the side mirror small enough.

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Meow! That mean girl Donald letting those celebs have it!

Same.

Ditto here.