The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I blue myself when I saw this

I think people prefer the shifter on the center console because it makes them feel like their car is “sporty” because that’s where the manual transmission was located and they like to pretend they haven’t settled for a government-choked, pedestrian bland-mobile like everyone else. (Although to be fair...most new cars…

Come on, it’s a Jaguar. That’s never going to happen.

I’m going to need a moment.

It’s like a European car-mullet. All Aston Martin up front, Ferrari/Alfa in the back. (With a little GT-R on top). I dig it. Best looking Aston in a very long time.

No, Torch is off having a moment to himself right now. Cold shower and a cigarette, I’m guessing.

Oh Torch, you and your strange tastes...

USURPER is, quite possibly, the most perfect license plate you could have on the Z in this story. But you probably already know that.

Well, considering my wife’s reaction anytime I begin talking about cars, and her desire to own the most boring, and reliable forms of transportation on earth.. My vote is for calling them all Samantha.

The beige. Beigers.

“Walkers” It is both true and a nice homage to Alissa.

What a shit show that would be

“The tremors and temporary blindness were a little disconcerting, but all in all 8/10.”

Ah, see, the brake pad backing plates go away from the rotor.

“The appeal of the rescue is that it’s a happy ending,” says Janie Chuang without the slightest touch of irony.

There shouldn’t be a poll, because there is only one right answer.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.