Piazza had a great 2015. Should be enough to convince another 35 voters that he’s worthy.

Why wait till a 3-1 count?

Let the record reflect that Roy Hibbert when from young doughy coat rack to dominant NBA center to dilapidated coat rack.

Can we generalize this by just saying everything gets better when sauteed with a half stick of butter?

These stupid spoiled millenials are always getting upset when you force them apart from their twin brother...

Are 76ers fans always that pumped when an opponent nails an 18 footer?

Step #1b: Read really short books with large print and call them full length.

Step #1a: have no interests or hobbies outside of reading.

I didn’t see any swords.

You forgot step #1: go back in time and don’t have kids.

I would flip #2 and 3 if I were you.

It’s always the middle 80% that I get hung up on, not the first or last 10%.

Is this an old video?

Pull him.

*reads this, angrily dribbles ball off foot*

Why? She didn’t even catch it.

Bro, you can classify your thoughts and opinions as “data points”, but don’t expect anyone to take you seriously.

So, your anecdotes are better because they’re yours. got it.

No, my anecdotal evidence is more true than your anecdotal evidence.

“HOLY SHIT was that a dropoff in quality”