*stands with arms folded, staring off into space*

I thought that, as a nation, we had moved past chill bro shaming.

Just another uninspired stump speech.

You say it’s “part of how they market their product”, but miss the point. These interviews are not just marketing the product just by allegedly providing fans with in-game coachspeak insight. It’s giving fans more flavor on the personality of players/coaches. And fans knowing the Pop is a no-nonsense SOB makes them…

The pump fakes are as impressive as anything else on those highlight reels.

I like him. And I cannot lie.

You can’t expect someone to behave rationally without caffeine in their life.

If you’re looking for delusional logic, just wait until the commissioner responds to this.

Sweet Jesus. They still have the goal posts in the middle of the endzone!?

I almost forgot that there was a time when Shaq wasn’t fat.

Team rebounds are bullshit. SOMEONE MUST GET CREDIT!!!

David Carradine.

You left out the step where you marry a woman 18 years younger than you.

Get me Brett Brown’s number right away.

*body goes limp with orgasmic delight*

Dream Shake Kristaps is the best Kristaps.

I applaud the attempt to combine the good taste of hops with good mouthfeel, even if they fail.

No he can’t. He can perform complex surgeries. Everything else, though... He squints his eyes, interlocks his fingers in front of him, and prays that he can string together coherent words for 60 seconds. So the punt snap would just sail over his head.

He’s so salty, yet can’t throw a ball in the ocean.

When mustard gas was first used in WWI, it was referred to as “not ketchup” gas.