It’s not often that a Canadian tuxedo is the most reasonable thing on a person.

I, too, have always thought of tanks as land submarines.

In Shamrock’s defense, he probably forgot that he fixed the fight.

This was a perfect video.

“Grantland distinguished itself with quality writing, smart ideas, original thinking and fun.”

Purpleskins.

Details of Phil Jackson’s suggestion: join Twitter, only tweet lines from Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt”.

Chilling. He had to have killed them all to get free time like that.

A lawsuit in excess of $5 million, with $200 billion + cash on hand? Did Apple even muster a yawn in reaction?

You were trapped inside a children’s exhibit called “You Just Signed Ryan Howard To An Extension”.

Go straight to heavyweight. Nothing left for him to do at light heavyweight.

You lost me at squatting 250 lbs at 7 years old.

Can we assume that Livan Hernandez was one of the guys he went with?

Regional alcoholism + sad football = glorious fun

Dee-troit Don is the truth.

Bro-ness can evolve to allow dark rimmed glasses, but you’ll have to pry the backwards fitted baseball hat from it’s cold dead hands.

*shakes fist at lazy summer cloud*

Would it be possible to amend the constitution to make bat flip gifs public domain?

Agreed. They aren’t really all that light weight. More like wearing nice little sofas on your feet. And not cheap at $160. I always get the prior year’s model for $90-100.

Agreed. They aren’t really all that light weight. More like wearing nice little sofas on your feet. And not cheap at…

Not nearly as harmful as a Temple education, though.