Rob Covington’s Wins Against Replacement Butt is technically negative, but rounds up to 0.

Public Service announcement: Sasha Vujacic is still in the NBA.

#OldDanaCarveyJokes

“ovals like Pocono”

Good luck. That is not an actual person, but rather a collectively imagined amalgamation of all Phillies fans doing what we would expect them to do.

1a. Hamilton Nolan - University

No f-ing way that there are Brady Anderson juicing truthers.

Typical golf course gator highlight truther.

breathtaking simplicity.

Let’s not forget: Zachary Ty Bryan had a cannon.

“chewing a paint brush”

Incoming hot take: this is all Jose Bautista’s fault.

always weight your dingers. an unweighted dinger is a dangerous thing.

I have nothing against Bautista, but there’s something really satisfying about watching a star player get the sunglasses punched off his face.

I’m from (insert traditional barbecue arguing geographic region) and being thrown off a dam is a great way to wrap up a barbecue feast.

How long does it take to determine that a person does not have any sharp metal items or explosives on them? I refuse to believe that this is the best process possible. Not even close.

(smiling knowingly)

Against that Killer B’s Astros lineup, too. Four .300 with 20+ HR hitters in that lineup.

Ukelele. It’s an ironic guitar!

I bought the book yesterday after reading the preview - it reminded me of Roger Kahn’s Good Enough To Dream. What about minor league operations are most casual observers ignorant about?