Rob Covington’s Wins Against Replacement Butt is technically negative, but rounds up to 0.

Public Service announcement: Sasha Vujacic is still in the NBA.

#OldDanaCarveyJokes

“ovals like Pocono”

Good luck. That is not an actual person, but rather a collectively imagined amalgamation of all Phillies fans doing what we would expect them to do.

1a. Hamilton Nolan - University

No f-ing way that there are Brady Anderson juicing truthers.

Typical golf course gator highlight truther.

breathtaking simplicity.

“chewing a paint brush”

Incoming hot take: this is all Jose Bautista’s fault.

always weight your dingers. an unweighted dinger is a dangerous thing.

I have nothing against Bautista, but there’s something really satisfying about watching a star player get the sunglasses punched off his face.

I’m from (insert traditional barbecue arguing geographic region) and being thrown off a dam is a great way to wrap up a barbecue feast.

(smiling knowingly)

Against that Killer B’s Astros lineup, too. Four .300 with 20+ HR hitters in that lineup.

Ukelele. It’s an ironic guitar!

I bought the book yesterday after reading the preview - it reminded me of Roger Kahn’s Good Enough To Dream. What about minor league operations are most casual observers ignorant about?

Like most things, the journey is it’s own reward and sometimes you lose sight of that while it’s happening and look back upon it fondly after it’s over.

ESPN needs cable (to have non-viewers subsidize the cost for their core viewers) more than cable needs ESPN.