Alex Len and Aaron Gordon are actually pretty good...

This is a bad take

Air Seinfelds

Can’t wait to not be able to take public transit and brave the busiest interchange in the south and not find parking to overpay to see one of the most dismal teams in MLB history while sitting next to a bunch of old money assholes with funny sounding voices. But at least I won’t have to see black people out the window…

“I am Spartacus.” - Philadelphia sports fans, holding a case of D batteries.

Maybe Love and Irving are overrated and this is who they are?

After pulling the knife out, many declared Josh the rightful king of Britain.

Thats whats so amazing about this - Nike has ZERO evidence of what they are claiming. None. The NB contract was presented to them and Nike’s contract wasnt a match. Its basically “we’re used to shitting on our athletes so they have to be doing it too even though we didnt see it in their contract”.

Actually “Lebron James” is named right there in the title of the post.

How is Dan Gilbert’s fart machine not the lede here, Kevin?

So the Giants?

Do the four missing position players count as automatic outs? Will there be ghost runners?

Nope! This guy didn’t even bother to get the details of the job or what went wrong. The way I understand the whole thing goes something like this: his social media person (also maybe his lawyer? he said something like, “we have a lawyer who handles these social media things” so I was a little baffled by what even…

I guess then it depends on the type of business. To me, restaurants are mostly subjective. There are some standards to uphold, but I’m the kind of person who doesn’t care as long as the minimum quality was reached.

It’s probably an honest mistake. There’s nothing overly fishy about a guy who never hit more than 20 HRs in his first 11 seasons getting popped for PEDs in a season where he hit .210 with 1 HR in 143 ABs before being released, then miraculously resurrects his career by averaging 24 HRs in his age-35, 36, and 37…

Sprinkles actually suck. They have no real taste of their own, besides some chalkiness. They exist to ruin the texture of an otherwise smooth ice-cream experience. Sprinkles bring nothing to the table.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

“I will see him in the Congo this summer so him and I will talk back home with nobody around us.”

Gotta say, Drew, I don't know why people get so worked up over other people's names. I wanted to name one of my sons Trajan. And the other one John. My sister asked "is Trajan even a name?" The fuck, Paper Plate is a name. Know what? We're in such an age of acceptance that only parents will be making fun of kids names.