Some days, there just isn’t enough clean kicker pee to distribute to all the position players.

Too much hangover, even on his hat brim.

He’s never had a lot of self ctrl.

The Fisher Swing

Have you even seen Tony Wroten play?

Maddux had great late movement on his pitches. Please put Barry Zito in his place.

Not in a million years would I have expected a slap attempt on Roy Hibbert to miss high.

*punches laptop screen*

-> Attempt to trade your aging underperforming resume for top prospects.

I recently learned that Clemson was in SC. Had no idea previously.

If you like white people, just watch Villanova/Lafayette and root for everyone.

Nothing more disappointing than a watery stout. Get your sh*t together, New York State stouts.

*head explodes from years of repressed anger and a few weeks of wacky trades*

Well, at least they have succeeded in their main goal to become NYC's college team... right?

I thought that rebranding was a Dr. Daryl Gross initiative. Along with making the football team horrific, retiring numbers at random and inviting better football programs to pummel them at "home" in the Meadowlands.

I can't agree with this enough. It took me 5 times longer to scrape off the bad "no tape" caulk job that I did than it did to redo it crisply and cleanly with tape this past weekend.

Dear sports media,

A. Giannis. Because of that split second after he has gone into his spin where Pondexter is still looking for him where he used to be. Most defensive possessions end with Kosta Koufos on the ground any way.

He's just a big happy golden retriever of a man.

Are those Andrew Bynum's crutches?