Former NFL defensive end Will Smith was roughly his current size when we were both in 8th grade. He dunked on me twice.

It was a great dunk and that's an amazing photo. But... it does matter that they lost by thirty-seven. Not 10 or 20 or even 30.

Highlight truther.

It's like Andrea Bargnani's defense in fast forward.

I'm not, but my body tells me it is via crushing hangovers.

Stouts: sometimes you need a vacation from tongue scorching hops.

Because 76ers.

Another way to think of it is that "too useful" people should be encouraged and rewarded for their versatility.

well... (closes browser)

"boy or girl?"

"Stay strong, brother. "

Ahem.

I believe it was Eminem who Relapsed in 2009, not Hamilton.

Because people that like that album still have flip phones.

"We would like to make less money, in favor of improved conditions for our workers."

In Kobe's defense (words I never thought I would say), being 14-41 is the basketball equivalent of a gruesome car crash.

Perd and Jean-Ralphio rank so high not because they were great characters, but because they were used in small, smart doses.

...a new brighter orange color provides fans an added level of protection as they amble drunkenly about our dying town in the middle of the night.

(books next flight to Riverdale)

Melvins, ranked: